I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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