Well apparently he's into motor boating.
In America we eat man semen.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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