I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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