I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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