we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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