This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
