Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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