I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.