why didn't you poke me back
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?