I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.