I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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