How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Who died my cat blue again?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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