Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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