We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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