I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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