i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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