Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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