can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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