Small penises have feelings too.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Pooping to opera.
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