Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
A bitchslap is in order.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
