Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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