The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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