Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Your penis caused this!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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