i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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