After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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