32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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