Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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