We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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