I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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