some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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