I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ketchup is God's man juice
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
