Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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