I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
