Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'd cum for enchiladas.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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