i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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