Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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