i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
