Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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