I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dignity is for republicans.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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