i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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