it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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