Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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