i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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