just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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