My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The uberlube is also flammable
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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