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• (310): View more from California

  im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing

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  that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome

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  we agree. completely

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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  YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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• (716): View more from New York

  Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

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