I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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