I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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