He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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