please come you make the beer taste better
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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