I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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