I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When are your genitals available?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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