Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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