Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This baby is an asshole
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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