His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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