Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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