he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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